Road sign: “DONT’T DRINK AND DRIVE” – Caption under picture: “Don’t drink and make road signs.”
Bus sign: “DO NOT OPEN…GLASS WILL BRAKE” – Caption under picture: “If the bus brakes, the glass brakes as well.”
Road sign: “BLIND DRIVERS CORNER ONLY” – Caption under picture: “Blind drivers, corner slowly. Drivers who can see, corner at full speed.”
Gate signs: “PLEASE PARK OUT SIDE” and “CLOSED THE GATE…” – Caption under picture: “The gate is closed, people. Closed.”
Gate sign: “CAR PARK VALETING” – Caption under picture: “So the cars park themselves?”
Event sign: “KIDS WITH GAS EAT FREE” – Caption under picture: “Kids without gas have to sit in the car.”
Airport sign: “ALL INTERNATIONAL PASSENGERS WITH LUGGAGE INCLUDING CANADA MUST BE CHECKED IN AT TICKET COUNTER BY AGENT.” – Caption under picture: “Canada cannot fit in a suitcase.”
( ~ Delusions of Grammar, The Worst of the Worst by Sharon Eliza Nichols )
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