“Please don’t pick these area for our commercial production. Thank you for your couperation… [Huh?]
This Restroom is equipted with a diaper changing station.
FRESH CRAP $8.99/LB.
DO NOT KNOCK THE DOOR ! ! ! !
SOMETIMES YOUR THE DOG, SOMETIMES YOUR THE HYDRANT.
( ~ Sharon Eliza Nichols, Delusions of Grammar: The Worst of the Worst )
“Cheap Bargin’s for All You’re Need’s.
Business.s Open As Usual.
Their All for Sell.
Road Closed Ahead on Sided Road.
All Alone You Protect the Forest Fire.
Public Speaking Cancled.
Cheesecake Make People Happy.
Stollen dog! Please help!
This door is now alarmed. Use only in case of any emergency.”
(As taken from DELUSIONS OF GRAMMAR – THE WORST OF THE WORST by Sharon Eliza Nichols)
“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place.”
…is the one on which you decide your life is your own. No apologies or excuses. No one to lean on, rely on, or blame. The gift is yours — it is an amazing journey — and you alone are responsible for the quality of it. This is the day your life really begins.”
( ~ Love, Sex, Intelligence )
“Laugh like you’re 10. Party like you’re 20. Travel like you’re 30. Think like you’re 40. Advise like you’re 50. Care like you’re 60. Love like you’re 70.”
( ~ Nekter Juice Bar )
“That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.” ( ~ Smoky Mountain Christian )
“Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to [eliminate] hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body.”
“Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back; they’re behind you for a reason.”
“Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.”
“People who judge you by your past don’t belong in your present.”
“Never, never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society’s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.”
“It took me a long time to understand what it means to forgive someone. I always wondered how I could forgive someone who chose to hurt me. But after a lot of soul-searching, I realized that forgiveness is not about accepting or excusing their behavior … it’s about letting it go and preventing their behavior from destroying my heart.”
( ~ Finding My Peace )