Monthly Archives: March 2012

Thought for the day: “READING IS SEXY”

Daughter Michelle gave me this [bumper] sticker several weeks ago. Since I didn’t want to actually adhere it to the bumper of my car, she suggested it might make a good bookmark…which is how I use it…and it makes me … Continue reading

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[Classic] Dave Barry

“During the 1998 Olympics in Japan, at the Zenjoki Temple in Nagano, there were quite a few people buying charms and trinkets that were supposed to bring good luck or predict the future. I bought a future-predicting charm for 300 … Continue reading

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[Classic] Dave Barry

“AT THE SINGLES BAR, WHAT THE WOMAN SHOULD DO IF SHE IS NOT INTERESTED: If subtlety doesn’t work, [and] if the man turns out to be the type who views himself as such an extreme Stud Muffin that he cannot … Continue reading

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[Classic} Dave Barry

“The exhaust system is located under your car, smeared with roadkill. From time to time you should hose it down or drive briskly through a wading pool.”

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[Classic] Dave Barry

“Albert Einstein, the brilliant physicist, not only invented the White Guy Afro haircut, but also discovered the Theory of Decade Relativity, which states: ‘Each decade goes exactly twice as fast as the decade before.’ This is why so much more … Continue reading

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