Monthly Archives: December 2011

[Classic] Dave Barry

“Alert reader Sandra Bowers sent in a story from the Akron Beacon-Journal headlined POLICE FIND MAN DEAD TO DEATH IN MOTEL.” Advertisements

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[Classic] Dave Barry

“‘Brain sludge’ is a term coined by leading scientists to describe the vast collection of moronic things that your brain chooses to remember instead of useful information. For example: Take any group of one hundred average Americans, and sing to … Continue reading

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J.B. Priestley

“There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now [that] I am old, there is no respect for age…I missed it coming and going.”

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Mark Twain

“The secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.”

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