Monthly Archives: August 2018

Judgments…

“Things I WILL NOT judge you for: (1) Sexuality, (2) Religion, and (3) Race. Things I WILL judge you for: (1) Not signaling while driving; (2) How you treat wait staff; (3) Which way you place the toilet roll.” ( … Continue reading

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“10 Paraprosdokians to Tickle Your Brain

(1) Where there is a will, I want to be in it. (2) The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list. (3) Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright…until … Continue reading

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