Category Archives: Humor

A bit of humor from Paula Poundstone…

“I’m at my friend’s wedding in Waukegan, Illinois. If the groom goes for me instead, I’m gonna feel awful.” Paula is one of my favorite comediennes…hope you¬†chuckled at this one, too.

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A Few Quotes From “Old Age ain’t no place for SISSIES”

“The great comfort in turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.” (Paul Dickson) “Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples.” (George Burns) “If I had known¬†I would … Continue reading

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“Pandas [are]…

…proof that you can go vegan and still be fat.”

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From “Old Age Ain’t No Place for Sissies”

“You’re not old till you’re more than 900. Bible guys lived to be 900.” [ – Gabe, age 11] (I love the way you think, Gabe…although 900 may be pushing it just a tad…at least, for me!)

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George Carlin

(An except from “brain droppings.”) “KILLER COMIC…It goes without saying I’m not the only person who has noticed this, but I never got to spell it out my way before. Comedy’s nature has two sides. Everybody wants a good time … Continue reading

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Just so you know…

“They are not grey hairs! They are my wisdom highlights. I just happen to be extremely wise!” ;o) [Emphasis added.]

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George Burns

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family . . . in another city.”

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“I don’t care…

…how loud I’m laughing; I’m having fun and you’re not!”

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