To lighten your day…

“10 PARAPROSDOKIANS TO TICKLE YOUR BRAIN: (1) Where there is a will, I want to be in it. (2) The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list. (3) Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright…until you hear them speak. (4) If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong. (5) We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. (6) War does not determine who is right…only who is left. (7) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. (8) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. (9) I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you. (10) In filling out an application, where it says ‘In case of emergency, notify…’ I put ‘Doctor.'” ( ~ grammarly )

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( ~ Spirit Food For Thought )

“GRACE is when God gives us things that we don’t deserve. MERCY is when He spares us from bad things we deserve. BLESSINGS are when He is generous with both. Truly, we can never run out of reasons to thank Him.”

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( ~ John Lennon )…my favorite of the group…

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

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( ~ Dave’s Words of Wisdom )

“If you asked me how long I’ll be your friend, my answer would be ‘I don’t know’ because I really don’t know which one is longer…Forever or Always.”

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THOUGHTS FOR YOUR DAY…

“Someday everything will make perfect sense. So, for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself that EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON.” ( ~ Author Unknown )

“Watch your THOUGHTS: They become WORDS. Watch your WORDS: They become ACTIONS. Watch your ACTIONS: They become HABITS. Watch your HABITS: They become CHARACTER. Watch your CHARACTER: It becomes your DESTINY.” ( ~ Annetta Powell )

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Native American Prayers

“O Great Spirit whose voice I hear in the winds, I come to you as one of your many children. I need your strength and your wisdom. Make me strong, not to be superior to my brother, but to be able to fight my greatest enemy: Myself.” ( ~ Unknown ) [Amen]

“When the blood in your veins returns to the sea, and the earth in your bones returns to the ground, perhaps then you will remember that this land does NOT belong to you…it is YOU who belong to this land.” ( ~ http://www.illuzone.net ) [Amen]

50 Million Native Americans were slaughtered to¬†‘Make America Great.'”

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~ Lakota Prayer

“Teach me how to trust my heart, my mind, my intuition, my inner knowing, the senses of my body, the blessings of my spirit. Teach me to trust these things so that I may enter my sacred space and love beyond my fear and thus walk in balance with the passing of each glorious sun.” (Amen)

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( ~ www.livelifehappy.com )

“People may hate you for being different and not living up to society’s standards; but deep down, they wish they had the courage to do the same.”

(Thanks, Kay Laurice, for posting this on Facebook on May 26, 2013.)

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“Lord…

Enlighten what’s dark in me. Strengthen what’s weak in me. Mend what’s broken in me. Bind what’s bruised in me. Heal what’s sick in me. And lastly, revive whatever peace and love has died in me.” [Amen!] ( ~ Author Unknown )

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“There’s always some…

… truth behind every ‘Just kidding.’

… knowledge behind every ‘I don’t know.’

… emotion behind every ‘I don’t care.’

… pain behind every ‘I’m okay.'”

( ~ Lessons Learned in Life )

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