“Cheap Bargin’s for All You’re Need’s.
Business.s Open As Usual.
Their All for Sell.
Road Closed Ahead on Sided Road.
All Alone You Protect the Forest Fire.
Public Speaking Cancled.
Cheesecake Make People Happy.
Stollen dog! Please help!
This door is now alarmed. Use only in case of any emergency.”
(As taken from DELUSIONS OF GRAMMAR – THE WORST OF THE WORST by Sharon Eliza Nichols)