“12 Ways To Annoy Other People In Your Office…

(1) Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies. (2) Specify that your drive-through order is ‘to go.’ (3) Staple papers in the middle of the page. (4) Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions ‘to keep them tuned up.’ (5) Finish all sentences with the words ‘in accordance with prophecy.’ (6) Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. (7) Decline to be seated in a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. (8) TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. (9) type only in lowercase. (10) dont use any punctuation either (11) Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute [entire] streets. (12) Ask people what gender they are.”

( ~ “Creator” Unknown )

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About shacoyo

Quasi-retired, freelance copyeditor. Web site: www.redline-editing.com
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