(1) Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. (2) If it’s a real rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going; that helps. (3) Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me the chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
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