“The fashion boutique/post office is located in one corner of the hardware store between the used milking machines and the pay toilet.”
“The police station is closed evenings and weekends, but they leave [the sign lit] that gives the time and temperature.”
“The newspaper prints the crossword puzzle on the front page above the fold, and prints the answers just below.”
From The Best of Brain Droppings [by George Carlin].
Since I’m from a small town, he’s “right on.” Miss you, George!