“TODAY’S TIP FOR ASPIRING NOVELISTS: When choosing a title for your novel, try to come up with something that will really ‘grab’ potential readers.
WEAK: The Death Corpse
STRONGER: The Death Corpse by Stephen King
VERY STRONG: The Death Corpse by Stephen King [with Pictures of Pamela Anderson Naked]”
On a scale of 1-5 literary happy faces, that gets at least ;o) ;o) ;o) :o) ;o) from me…