“The television programming in England is not so great. The TV in my room in Gloucestershire (pronounced ‘Wooster’) got four channels, and one afternoon the program lineup, I swear, was:
Channel 1: A man talking about the problems in the British gelatin industry;
Channel 2: The national championships of an extremely slow-moving game called ‘snooker’ (pronounced ‘Wooster’);
Channel 3: Another man (or possibly the same man) talking about problems in the British gelatin industry; and
Channel 4: A show (this is the one I ended up watching) in which five people were taste-testing various brands of canned beef gravy and ranking them on a scale of zero through ten.”
Good choice, Dave. If I weren’t a vegetarian, I would have watched Channel 4, too!