[Classic] Dave Barry

“How important, really, are abdominal muscles? I mean, I’m sure they serve some medical function, such as keeping your intestines from falling into your lap, but do they have to be HUGE? Do these people who spend [17] hours a day building up their abdominals ever actually use them for any practical purpose? If so, what? Moving furniture? (‘Okay, Tad,  you push your awesome stomach muscles against THAT end of the bureau, and I’ll push mine against THIS end, and we’ll just … huh! It’s not moving!’)”


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Quasi-retired, freelance copyeditor. Web site: www.redline-editing.com
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